i was going to say something useful but i got distracted by your inbox message
so the party thing did you have your hand in that like hey look confusing pinatas that hit you with bouncy balls or are the other gods just really bad at their jobs
Yeah well, I'm not a "god" I'm just a law student with no powers so I'm pretty sure I get a pass on that one.
that must be so rough. all these new people to eat their emotions but its too difficult to hang in person i mean i get it on one level and another like i live in a fucking cave now we all learn to make do
i get that youre confusion and all but we literally just did this song and dance
you: humans are dumb!! me: you suck at using doors you, again: humans are stupid!! me: yes??? but doors???
cant you at least try for i dont know: me: this isnt where youre from originally? you: no because unlike you puny humans we are actually powerful and can hop worlds ha ha ha humans are so weak and incapable of doing the simplest things
to which i will inevitably respond once again: yeah okay but you can't use a door
you know im sensing a pattern want to skip the insults? its gonna be a lot less of a hassle for both of us
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so the party thing
did you have your hand in that like hey look confusing pinatas that hit you with bouncy balls
or are the other gods just really bad at their jobs
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It isn't our fault you're stupid.
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You could've gone. Mingled with the people, hit some dumb looking avocados
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Going would have required spending time with you (general you) and I'm pretty sure your species gives me an allergic reaction.
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that must be so rough. all these new people to eat their emotions but its too difficult to hang in person
i mean i get it on one level
and another like
i live in a fucking cave now we all learn to make do
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this isn't where you're from originally?
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i get that youre confusion and all but we literally just did this song and dance
you: humans are dumb!!
me: you suck at using doors
you, again: humans are stupid!!
me: yes??? but doors???
cant you at least try for i dont know:
me: this isnt where youre from originally?
you: no because unlike you puny humans we are actually powerful and can hop worlds ha ha ha humans are so weak and incapable of doing the simplest things
to which i will inevitably respond once again: yeah okay but you can't use a door
you know im sensing a pattern
want to skip the insults? its gonna be a lot less of a hassle for both of us
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Nonya business.
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good talk